all of my recordings and writings.
i have to start all over. this is good and bad.
looked up sickly on google.
because i am feeling rather ill.
but to my suprize i found this:
fuckin’ zombie ET.
sportin’ the stache.
this is justin.
he’s curt’s brother in law.
he’s also drunk.
with a moustache.
DEADLY combination.
this is creeping me the fuck out.
tabby and sean engle look exactly like each other with different gender.
tell me they’re not twins.
PS/ Sean is a douche.
i shaved my curly moustache yesterday night.
after i got really stoned with curt for the first time in 2 months.
and now my face is as smooth as a
baby’s behind.
why?
does everyone keep inviting me to see the Why Kay Kays? why all of a sudden the facination?
i mean, they are pretty neat, but why all of a sudden – that’s all i’m asking.
PS/ i kinda can’t wait for all weekend camp out metal fest.
inspiration to make a blog.
i definitely tried making a blog before, but it was very short lived, and pathetic. so i think i’ll start this one nice/new/fresh, and try to write in it monday-friday at work. we’ll see how THAT goes. i think to ensure my success, i’m going to try to keep them shorter? we’ll see how THAT goes too.
i dont know how many of you are Half Life fans, but i most certainly am. if i were killing zombies in an oppressed apocalyptic wasteland right now, i would be in such great ecstasy, i would probably just start (excuse me) cumming everywhere… anyway, yeah. i had this thought – a thought that inspired me to make this blog, and i think i’ll share it with you.
i’m sure not all of you are aware about what a “headcrab” is. a headcrab is a huge parasite that infests the world in Half Life and Half Life 2. (please excuse any nerdy-ness, i have to get it out of me once in a while, or else it builds up, and it will come off it bad ways. ya dig?). headcrabs leap onto their victim’s heads, and suck/eat them, and then manifest their bodies and turn them into fucked up looking zombies. this is what a headcrab looks like:
this is what a headcrab looks like on drugs:
(ONLY KIDDING, don’t loose me – i’m going somewhere with this!)
anyway. headcrabs have mouths on their belly sides, you know, for munching on people’s heads. it looks pretty disgusting in there, but that makes it all the better. let me just throw a picture of a headcrab leaping at you, so you can get a better idea:
this is what the headcrab looks like when it’s latched to your head. on the left, is Half Life, and on the right, Half Life 2:
someone from STEAM got the GENIUS (and i do mean genius) idea to turn a headcrab into a hat. that’s right! a headcrab hat. one that you can wear to all of your local LANning events, your family get-togethers, or even college BRO frat parties (yes, taylor, i’m talking about you). anyway, here that is:
i think it’s a clever idea, really. clever enough to get curt to buy one, anyway. hehe. ANYWAY! so – this has been done already, but i have an idea for the headcrab merchandising FUTURE! in Half Life 2, headcrabs are sometimes refered to as “head humpers”. which is both funny and appropriate.
i want to push it to the next level.
you know those rubber vagina’s that they sell at the sex shops? the ones for creepy people go to adult world to buy. creepy old people, and Steve Nagy, of course. i want to start a line of headcrab sex toys. hear me out! don’t just close this window! listen! it would be a great idea, it doesn’t LOOK like a sex toy, you’d never get “busted” by having it, if someone picked it up, or found it under your pillow, you’d be safe. unless you were using it while someone walked in, then you’re fucked. but this is a 50% cut on the chances of you getting caught with your sex toy, and i mean – think about how great it would be to just laugh the whole time while using it. every few minutes when you look down, you’d just start cracking up! let me give you a picture of a plush headcrab so you can get a better visual of what i mean:
can you imagine it better now? i might just collect my thoughts more, and organize a well thought out email and send it to people who make these kind of dreams HAPPEN. the texture of the inside of the headcrabs mouth “walls” are going to be so weird feeling. and it has to come with some kind of sick, thick, slimy lube, to make it more realistic. also – should it have a vibrating function? i’m not sure.
i think this is all for now. i think this was an okay first post, i think if i would have spent more time on it, i could have made it a bit better with description, and maybe even dialogue? we’ll see what the future holds when we’re there.
soggy cardboard and such.
there was a pretty good outcome for PUKEFEST ‘08, held at “Brandon’s Fort” a few weeks ago. puke was flying everywhere: lots of weak stomachs and lots of soggy clothing - it was really everything that a pukefest should be. unfortunately, PUKEFEST ‘09 willhave to be held somewhere else, as the infamous Brandon Cluff is resigning his long held career of drinking and getting fucked up every weekend.
seriously. lets find something else to do. if you don’t want to – i’m doing something else without you. i’m sorry – but it has to be. i’m starting a list, which i only have 4 things written on right now – when i add more, i’ll be sure to post them. i have a good feeling it’s just going to be me and taylor doing them – but you’re welcome to come if you’re an adventurer.
i kill jocks and eat their brains.
i am getting my guitars back in about 3 weeks.
me and curt are picking up where we left off.
nine to fucking five.
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fuck this shit. the shit won’t work right. my job is so boring. i might as well be staring at a screen that looks like THIS:
here i am, rock me like a tongue twister.
i am going to buy mics for the next thing i waste all my money on, it’ll be motivation to use them, and i really dont care about having anything else besides music stuff. come look at these, i can’t decide which i want to get. i am going to get 2 probably, because i need to record accordion (tongue twister).
record accordion record accordion record accordion.
i’d like to accurately record accordion in my honda accord, please come accompany me. (couldnt think of anything better? then again – i kinda just wrote it and kept going).
anyway, here they all are. i’m leaning tward this one, reliable name, pretty looking:
http://pro-audio.musiciansfriend.com/product/R0DE-NT1A-Anniversary-Model-Microphone?sku=271593
and this is probably my second choice of one, this is a pretty good name too, a bit cheaper:
this one is really pretty, and is supposedly really good – but it kinda looks like i would have to play rockabilly, and it also looks like it would break easily:
my friend matt swears by these, they’re cymbal mics. they’re really cheap, but they’re directional, and i dont think i want to go that way:
http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Audix-Fusion-F15-Cymbal-Microphone?sku=270282
what do you think? (who am i talking to?)
man on man action.
falafel. what a glorious word. i declair this weekend the “Great Falafel Hunt of October ‘08″.
oh dear lord, behold. i dont wanna sound like a fucking faggot, but i have to get one of these IN me.
other notes: this weekend should be good no matter what happens.
fuck this whole, “work” thing.
i am going to be temporary at my job til i get fired.
i talked to my boss – cause my 3 months are up here, and she said she didnt know what i was talking about.
i feel disposable, insecure, and scared. i hate this. i hate how a job can do that to you. i hate this lifestyle. i need to leave this place. i dont want to be in pennsburg anymore. i dont want to be in pennsylvania. i feel claustrophobic.
fuck this shit.
assless chaps.
i look absoluately homosexual today with my tight short, girl cut shirt on. it’s black, and it has white little polka dots all over it. that mixed with my bandana is a DEADLY homo combination. there’s no way that i’m getting beat up at limp wrist. LIMP WRIST!
a song that they play, and it was MADE for taylor moore: “I love hardcore boys”. the lyrics go: i. love. i love hardcore boys. i. love. i love boys hardcore.
i dont know if i’ll get a shirt. maybe. if i did – i’d be a FAKE FAG, and you know what they say, “FAKE FAGS FUCK OFF”. but i do have time to think – cause i have no idea when they’re next touring.
(yeah. that’s TOTALLY a shirt).
demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons.
hail satan.
brains for breakfast.
i’m really hungry.
and holy shit, i am hungover. i want this to be me right now:
also – i’m getting a new graphics card and CPU for my computer. BADASS. i’ll be runnin’ hot!
fall the fuck out and say 3.
yes, i purchased a videogame yesterday. it’s been a while. i think bethsoft deserves my money, they gave me at least half a year or game play on oblivion. (half a year STRAIGHT). Fallout is so fucking badass. taylor, buy it. how could you not? look at this:
that’s IN GAME. holy fucking shit. you can graft weapons together and shit. it’s fucking nuts. and it’s SO FUCKING GOREY. i’m only going to be playing this for a while. a good while. call me to drag me away from it – or i might not leave.
(i guess this is how i deal with my musical frustration? hah. that’s actually kinda sad).
other thoughts:
friday should be fun. MAN MAN. i am pumped. steve is coming too, he’s bringing mark. i like those two. (especially when i’m with steve and not taylor, hah). entire list of people who is coming: brandon, curt, scott, steve, mark, ellie, sean, maybe chelsea, maybe damon, kiara, ronald, lauren, mike, and probably more.
i hope we can all go in. hah. i’m kinda scared that tickets will sell out half way threw us buying them, and that would be absolutely horrible.
wait. curt just changed his mind, he’s not going. i guess there will be enough tickets now. 
what am i doing for the rest of this weekend? i’m moving into rudy’s house, and making it “our house”. i hope it doesnt get weird. if i’m paying half the rent – i’m in control of half of what goes on there. i hope he doesnt go on a power trip, that would SUCK. i dont think it will happen if i talk to him about my fear of it happening first.
we’ll see.
call me this weekend, we can chill out MY PLACE. which is a place now, instead of a hole in the wall. come and rejoice with me.
“I hope you can go out into the world tonight!
Ignite the little fires behind your eyes with innocence and mischief!” jason webley sent an email out that said that. i really like it. i like most things that come out of him.
i feel extra alive right now – even though i barely slept this week. i think that’s the way it works for me. i have to push myself really far before i feel anything, really.
i moved into rudy’s last night. i’m not sure that i like it. his mom’s stuff is taking up more than half of my room… and i dont really wanna pay half of the rent for that bullshit. i think i’m going to try to move out soon. hah. i’m looking at this place in redhill that’s 700, but it includes EVERYTHING. i’d spend half of my paycheck every week on rent. :-\. that’s gunna suck. we’ll see. i’m not really sure what’s important to me right now.
even though i’m quitting folk, i can’t give up some bands.
how could you let HIM go?
other news: i feel very sick from only sleeping 2 or 3 hours a night. i need rest. i only played Fallout for 5 minutes last night at 3 am. 
let’s do something fun tonight even if i’m sick and shitty.
candy on sunday?
sorry if this doesnt make sense – i’m so tired.
my eyes burn.
i stayed up til 3 am playing fallout, my eyes burn.
i’m listening to Tom Frampton at work, and i’m realising that alot of his songs/lyrics sound like against me. i think Tom Gabel (from Against Me) really really looks up to him. some of their songs are almost identical. the ideas/words/attitudes. Against Me is just more energetic. i’d give examples if anyone knew who i was talkin’ about. i am not sure if i like Against Me as much as i did before. which is really unfortunate, because i liked them a great deal. we’ll see.
yo. anyway. work. sucks. my ass hurts very badly. i am very hungry. BUT. i am getting weis pizza with ellie after work, and maybe seeing taylor. so that’s good. steve? brokenhearted steve? i hope not. comcast/bills = bullshit. i have to pay my/pat’s phone bill (pat is a peice of shit, he owes me 400 bucks!). faggolicious.
i am so hungry, dude. anyone else wanna get pizza tonight? (aka megan/taylor). megan – get a car, come to me, have a great time. it’s a 3 step plan, and it’s fool-proof.
alright, yo. i’m out. i dont really feel like bloggin’ today, but i’d like to make one monday-friday, like i said i would.
“where do you want to go, my heart?”
and my heart responded, “anywhere. anywhere out of this world.”
so Tmobile took over 500 bucks out of my bank account yeseterday, i called, and yelled, and they said they’re refunding me, and it was a mistake… but i didnt get the money yet, which means i might have to smack a hoe. when it comes back in, it shouuld be like 150 (*fuck you pat). i also payed the rent last night – which was rediculously cheap – 250$. i got a money order and filled it out to the best of my ability, i hope it’s right! and fuckin’ a , the electric bill at the end of the month will probably be high cause rudy never turns off lights and shit. and i need to pay my 150$ comcast bill and return my internet box ASAP, i hope i can on saturday, or else i get extra charges.
i have like 100 dollars. i hate this. how am i ever supposed to leave this place?
fuck. sorry i’ve been lame, but life’s been lame. let’s revitalize.
yo, tonight is going to be awesome.
right after work i’m jetting back to town, getting out money, and going to lansdale to make the train. me and scott are meeting michelle, rachel and taylor there. and we’ll be going to philly to see the mountain goats! i’ve been anticipating all week! i cant fucking wait. and they’re playing at the TLA, which is RIGHT next to Maoz. which means i’ll be in falafel heaven tonight. and then there are 4 parties to choose from! oh god. tonights going to be so busy/eventful/awesome.
oh god.
the Sims 3 is coming to mobile!
and i have to test it… and make sure EVERY SINGLE ITEM and EVERY SINGLE PERSONALITY QUIRK… and every last little detail that you could ever imagine works.
works fully – with no difference than the item spec.
oh god. taylor – this isnt from Sims 3 mobile, it’s from Sims 2 PC:
thank god for viking/pirate/cival war veterans.
my main squeeze.
i have accordion fever. i dont know when i can fucking get mine shipped. i hate it when my parents smoke weed/do any drug. they put EVERYTHING off. i’m going to have to buy it dude. is this worth 100 bucks? i talked her down from 150.
and besides that – i smell so fucking bad. just like old clothes, and cigar/cigarette smoke. not like something SO nasty – or something that’s growing off of rudy.
also – my week of brandon time hasnt went well so far – rudy called off yesterday, so he was home, and i didnt write/play again, for another day.
my mom/brother might be moving back up. which is so damn exciting. IF IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS. i’m not holding my breath, but i will cross my fingers.
FUCK sims 3.
